My job, you guys. My job.
Daughter: *tugs his trouser leg* Daddy read me a story please?
Father: We don't have any of your storybooks here, love.
Daughter: Doesn't matter, please read to me daddy. I like reading when you read to me!
Me: We have Spot books here, look! *finds her some in the toybox*
Father: *grins* Look poppet, Spot! Our favourite!
*And now they're curled up on the floor in the corner of our waiting room*
It's a Monday
ryoflame: archadianskies: …And it’s really quiet here. I’m on to you, Monday. I’m on to you. DON’T LET IT LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY I KNOW. ONE FALSE MOVE AND-
It's a Monday
…And it’s really quiet here. I’m on to you, Monday. I’m on to you.
Scent of the Day
“Most terribly cold it was; it snowed, and was nearly quite dark, and evening– the last evening of the year. In this cold and darkness there went along the street a poor little girl, bareheaded, and with naked feet. When she left home she had slippers on, it is true; but what was the good of that? They were very large slippers, which her mother had hitherto worn; so large were they; and the poor...
Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who...
theybuildbuildings: He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.
shinigami-of-passion: “They’ll all be covered in the beautiful crimson once I get a hold of them~ One by one they will fall~ They didn’t deserve the gift of life in the first place so, I did them a favor and took it away from them and, in the process, I created masterpieces~ All of those filthy people were my works of art~ You~ You probably find it vile, or insane or repulsive but, you’re only...
NO. NO NO NO.
moumouinred: ask-finny: YOU ARE SPEAKING ENGLISH HERE. NOT JAPANESE. NOT WEABOO. ENGLISH. IT’S YOUNG MASTER, NOT BOCCHAN. NOT. BOCCHAN. IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES AND WEAR THEM AS BADGES OF WAR. Kuroshitsuji takes place in England. The characters, save for Lau, Ran Mao, Tanaka, Soma, and Agni, are English as far as we know. They are not Japanese. Many people...
llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously